{"id":165,"date":"2014-05-21T19:42:31","date_gmt":"2014-05-21T19:42:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timvandergrift.com\/?p=165"},"modified":"2014-05-21T19:44:20","modified_gmt":"2014-05-21T19:44:20","slug":"yet-again-powdered-alcohol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timvandergrift.com\/?p=165","title":{"rendered":"Yet Again, Powdered Alcohol."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is really the non-story that would not die.<\/p>\n<p>You may recall from such blog posts as\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timvandergrift.com\/?p=98\">Powdered Alcohol: Some Dry Observations<\/a> and\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timvandergrift.com\/?p=110\">Further Observations on Powdered Booze<\/a>, the faux product Palcohol made some headlines. People who did not understand organic chemistry were delighted by the idea that there was a magic powder that you could sprinkle into anything and make it an instant alcoholic beverage, and the &#8216;will nobody think of the children&#8217; crowd went absolutely insane at the idea that kids would be snorting it at parties, and next thing you know they&#8217;d be addicted to the marijuana . . .<\/p>\n<p>People. I&#8217;ll never understand them. Even being one does not seem to help.<\/p>\n<p>However, the chaps over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vice.com\/en_ca\/\">Vice Magazine <\/a>(warning: the magazine and the website are relentlessly naughty) have an occasional practical bent. One of their intrepid reporters obtained the necessary ingredients and with a few modifications (he used 192 Proof grain alcohol)<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vice.com\/en_ca\/read\/powdered-alcohol-got-me-drunk-the-worst-way-possible\"> he made a batch<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>How was it? Two quotes sum it all up:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>The powder drunk creeps up on you, and sometime on the walk it kicked in. I went from mostly sober to buzzed to the kind of drunk where you already have a headache and can feel the hangover coming like a distant high-pitched whine.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>The headache was still present\u2014a throbbing pressure at my temples\u2014but the powder drunk was giving me a weird, out-of-body feeling. If you like headaches and gummed-up sinuses and numb, dissociative<\/em>\u00a0(sic) drunks,<em> you&#8217;re going to go apeshit for powdered booze.<\/em><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_166\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-166\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.timvandergrift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/boozefire.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-166\" src=\"http:\/\/www.timvandergrift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/boozefire.jpg\" alt=\"boozefire\" width=\"500\" height=\"334\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.timvandergrift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/boozefire.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.timvandergrift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/boozefire-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.timvandergrift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/boozefire-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-166\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo courtesy Vice Magazine<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>There you have it. The author notes that the stuff burned like Napalm, which may in fact be the killer application for the product&#8211;burning up in a fire.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is really the non-story that would not die. You may recall from such blog posts as\u00a0Powdered Alcohol: Some Dry Observations and\u00a0Further Observations on Powdered Booze, the faux product Palcohol made some headlines. People who did not understand organic chemistry were delighted by the idea that there was a magic powder that you could sprinkle &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.timvandergrift.com\/?p=165\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Yet Again, Powdered Alcohol.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,23,50,10,19,51],"tags":[25,24],"class_list":["post-165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alcohol","category-curmudgeon","category-gimmick","category-humor","category-science","category-stupidness","tag-palcohol","tag-powdered-alcohol"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timvandergrift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timvandergrift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timvandergrift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timvandergrift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timvandergrift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=165"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.timvandergrift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167,"href":"http:\/\/www.timvandergrift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions\/167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timvandergrift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timvandergrift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timvandergrift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}